Stop Asking Me How It’s Going
Well, here we are. I am not doing well. And I say this not so people feel bad for me, but because this is my…
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Rosh Hashanah 5782
It’s Rosh Hashanah. For my non-Jewish friends that means that it’s New Years. Yep. Jewish New Year is in september. It’s a lunar calendar thing.…
I’m Going to Talk About Sports
Here is a general thing to know about me: I am not athletic. I stopped thinking I was after finishing my last organized sport in…
Needle Weenie
I am what medical professionals refer to as a “needle weenie.” That is I have a full panic reaction whenever someone comes at me with…
Formal Welcome to the Void
Hello and welcome to Formal Cheese! You might be wondering, "What the h*ck is this?!" This is a space where I can process the world…